UFO catcher -
Kirby’s Adventure (HAL Laboratory/Nintendo - NES - 1993)
when u have to poop but alot of people are over
the sun is literally never out in gotham its always overcast or pouring or they’re in the middle of a damn blizzard no matter what time of year it is. i’m happy its not real because how is a ho like me supposed to show off this big fat ass in a city where wearing a pair of shorts means i’ll lose a cheek to hypothermia
why are you stifling me… i just wanna be a ho
this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
The hottest things I’ve ever been told.
I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis
#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
None of you should ever be having sex