(◡‿◡✿) i like your butt - chris evans

haave-you-met-ted:

machop:

omg i thought this was a meme at first


fuck

haave-you-met-ted:

machop:

omg i thought this was a meme at first

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fuck

pixelclash:

UFO catcher -
Kirby’s Adventure (HAL Laboratory/Nintendo - NES - 1993)

pixelclash:

UFO catcher -

Kirby’s Adventure (HAL Laboratory/Nintendo - NES - 1993)

come-get-it-baee:

when u have to poop but alot of people are over
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freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

oreimo:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

the sun is literally never out in gotham its always overcast or pouring or they’re in the middle of a damn blizzard no matter what time of year it is. i’m happy its not real because how is a ho like me supposed to show off this big fat ass in a city where wearing a pair of shorts means i’ll lose a cheek to hypothermia

shut up

why are you stifling me… i just wanna be a ho

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:

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this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

jerkidiot:

thanks mom

jerkidiot:

thanks mom