the sun is literally never out in gotham its always overcast or pouring or they’re in the middle of a damn blizzard no matter what time of year it is. i’m happy its not real because how is a ho like me supposed to show off this big fat ass in a city where wearing a pair of shorts means i’ll lose a cheek to hypothermia
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?” And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen
The thing that kills me about “Ur So Gay” is that Katy isn’t singing about a boyfriend who actually turned out to be gay. She’s using “gay” as an insult, because the guy was effeminate, not conforming to her expected gender roles. She shames him for being thin and wearing makeup.
In the opening line of the song she says he should kill himself.
But, you know, baby you’re a firework or whatever.