mrteavg:

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

iguessthatscool:

theonion:

Thursday Cry Moved Up To Wednesday Due To Scheduling Conflict 

Me
wittymoniker:

visacredit:

ummm…

Some deep breaths and lube would be a good start.

wittymoniker:

visacredit:

ummm…

Some deep breaths and lube would be a good start.

tastefullyoffensive:

Roomba, the NOPE of dog world. -makattic

tastefullyoffensive:

Roomba, the NOPE of dog world. -makattic

notnumbersix:

lotrlockedwhovian:

I WANT THIS AT WORK

What a fantastic sign!

notnumbersix:

lotrlockedwhovian:

I WANT THIS AT WORK

What a fantastic sign!

supmariss:

"i want to go to bed" is how i would sum up 2014

officialwhitegirls:

getting sweet good night texts from your friends <3 <3 

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When someone makes a musical reference and you’re the only one that catches it
intheshadowsff:

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that





Welpity Welp Welpington

intheshadowsff:

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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Welpity Welp Welpington

look-anew-url-again:

I was watching this like “I am so fucking done with this website” AND THEN IT WAS STEPHEN COLBERT